Caesar's Interview

Caesar's interview was lots of fun but it was harder than I thought it would be.

Me: What was the best thing you did in your life?

Julius Caesar: Well… Taking control over the Roman Empire was pretty good…

Me: Why did you want to become a dictator for 10 years?

JC: So that I could rule all of Rome.

Me: Why didn’t you want to follow orders and leave your troops north of the Rubicon River?

JC: The optimates wanted to strip me of my job so it was of no surprise to me when they told me to leave my troops north of the Rubicon River. I decided to disobey them and attack Rome.

Me: Did you ever think that you may not be able to win the civil war?

JC: Yes, I did. There were times when I was worried but it was good to come out on top.

Me: Was it fun being a dictator?

JC: Yes. It was fun making people enjoy themselves and to be able to have all the power.

Me: What were some of your pastimes?

JC: I enjoyed watching chariot racing as well as gladiator fights.

Me: What was your favourite job you held?

JC: I definitely enjoyed being a dictator.

Me: What was it like being captured by pirates?

JC: A bit scary at first but I stayed calm and learnt to enjoy myself.

Me: What did they do aboard their ship?

JC: They played games and exercised. After a while they let me join in with their games. I wrote poems and would read them to them.

Me: Did you feel bad when you killed them?

JC: Not really since they probably guessed I would do it when I was freed. I was bit sad to see them go though.

Me: Why did you marry so many times?

JC: My first wife died, my second wife was cheating on me and I died whilst being married to my third wife.

Me: How did you feel when you took your last steps before being assassinated?

JC: I felt normal since I was just doing my normal routine.

Me: What does it feel like to die?

JC: I would prefer not to comment on this one…

Me: Are you happy with your life?

JC: Yes I guess I did a lot of things and gave people something to enjoy.

Me: Do you have any regrets?

JC: Perhaps I should of had more guards with me so that I wouldn’t die.

Me: Is there such thing as heaven?

JC: “Says something in Roman”

Me: No please Julius tell me!